Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's just like the Real World with babies
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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