There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
His nipple licking is glorious
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