I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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