Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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