found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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