she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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