Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
