She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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