So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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