i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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