See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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