but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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