weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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