she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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