sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I didn't notice because vodka
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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