So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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