I seem to have left my pride at pride
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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