dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There's always time for handjobs
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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