Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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