Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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