just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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