no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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