piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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