You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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