Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You can't special order awesome
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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