I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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