normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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