Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
this just has baby written all over it
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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