You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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