He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Is it because I queefed?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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