doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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