Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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