Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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