Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
