can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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