I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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