I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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