Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
