So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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