And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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