i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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