if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Someone signed my nipple.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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