College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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