Do vagina's smell?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
