ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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