I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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