I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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