guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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