It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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