What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
