I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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